I have to manipulate my friends into coming in when I want them to.
I want the party to start around 5? tell half of them it starts at 3, the other half it starts at 6.

rosalarian:

verucadarling:

somecutewhiteboy:

angrywocunited:

Introducing Awkwafina, a Chinese, Korean American rapper from Queens, New York. She is known for her quirky, extensive satire and comical rap verses and music videos. She went to LaGuardia High School, where she played the trumpet and was trained in classical and jazz music. She adopted the name Awkwafina, and began rapping and writing songs in GarageBand at age 17. From 2006 to 2008, Awkwafina attended the Beijing Language and Culture University in Beijing, China, where she studied Mandarin language. She majored in Journalism at SUNY Albany. 

She gained a lot of attention with her songs “Vag” and “Queef”, which went viral on Youtube. 

Music Videos: 

Babe

shit. 

this queef song

spicyshimmy:

wake me up when starfleet is real

there is still so much to do before people start showin up for my party
and yet here I am jerkin around on tumblr haha fuck

hippofoliage:

macklemore’s heavenly light shines down on the humble straight ally 

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

ketchupluvr182:

oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

oh man 

(Source: sandandglass)

thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

mortalitasi:

✗ FAVORITE MOMENTS
ugh, ethics
"say what you will, aria. i won’t allow senseless deaths."

(Source: tyvian)


yearofsound:

Not In Love - Crystal Castles (ft. Robert Smith)

yaoi-sama:

I finally made a Giveaway again! 8D Mainly because I really really want to give stuff away. Tbh it’s fun, really fun. I hope you enjoy this cute giveaway uvu

Be sure to read the rules though!!

This is what you’ll get i you win:

✿ This Emoticon Kitty sweater!!!

✿ An Alpaca plushie!!!

And a bunch of candy from sweden!!!

Rules and information: 

♥ This giveaway is for everyone! No need to follow me!I do appreciate if you did follow me but I’d rather have you follow me because you want to, not because you have to.

♥ No giveaway blogs!

♥ You need to be over 18 or have your parents permission to have things sent to you. Because you do need to be comfortable with giving me your address. 

Reblogs and likes both counts as entries, but only one per person mainly because only one reblog will show up among the notes uvu

♥ I will use random.org to pick a winner.

♥ You do not need to worry about the shipping! uvu 

♥ You will get 3 packages so you know. Otherwise it will cost an unnecessary amount of money for me

♥ If you win you need to tell me if you’re allergic to anything or if there’s anything you don’t like.

♥ 
The alpaca will be 17 cm and in a random colour and accessory. 

♥ The giveaway will end in a month on the 16th may, on my birthday! uvu 

♥ If the winner does not reply in 48 hours i will pick a new one.

♥ I won’t post who the winner is. 

Also if this giveaway get a lot of notes there is a big chance I will add another price! uvu So be sure to check out if there’s been more updates! I will tag my giveaway as Yaoigiveaway

Goodluck everyone!!! /)>v<(\

Hope this will be as fun for you as it is for me! ♥v

cynicalandnaiive:

eugekawaii:

hullodearie :

Bolsillos falsos: un Cómo

hahahhahaha!

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